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(Photo Illustration) A student drives her car while talking to someone on the phone. This violates Kelsey’s Law which prohibits drivers from using their cell phone while driving.
Scholarship rewards $5,000 to high school students for bringing awareness to distracted teen driving
Sophia Wrzesinski and Flora Harper March 21, 2024

The Kelsey’s Law scholarship is open for submissions until Mar. 31. Hosted by the Michigan Auto Law, the scholarship awards a total of $5,000...

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Isaac Atkinson and Stan Thomas March 21, 2024

Red Cross Supervisor Cindy Vandermeer prepares Teya Dawson for her blood donation. Dawson was a first-time donor.
NHS hosts a successful blood drive, saving lives in and out of the community
Isabella Figueroa, Chief Copy Editor • March 21, 2024

“My dad and my mom both needed blood products when they were still living, so it's just really important to me so that the blood stays local,”...

Steroids Should Be Mandatory in the Major League

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The crowd sits in awe, and players sweat it out in the field. Every move becomes a struggle to keep going, but there is a solution. Anabolic steroids are the answer!
The athletes job is to entertain, and steroids can help with just that. On steroids, athletes feel less exhaustion and muscle fatigue, due to the opiate-like effect. Anaerobic exercise becomes effortless, so the game becomes less focused on physicality and more on skill. The sport becomes expressed in it’s truest form.
Next major league games become much more entertaining and marketable for everybody, not just fans. Steroids can mess with hormones, and hormonal anomalies are what show business is all about. These “anomalies” can cause breast development in males, and this would make sports appeal to many more viewers. Crowds go to the circus to see just one bearded “lady,” so imagine how many people that would fill the empty seats to see a stadium full of them.
Also the hormonal imbalance causes aggression called “roid rage.” Aggression means fights and confrontations. Viewers love to watch fights. The major league would become reality television or a long standing drama show. Or even better a real life action movie. Imagine the entertainment value of “roid rage,” the number of viewers would be through the roof.This is show buisiness, not morality, all that matters is money. Logically speaking, the athlete’s health is secondary here. Here in America, money can heal these wounds. How many celebrities get off scott free from crimes, how many buisiness just pay fines for reparations from terrible damages caused instead of actually helping? This is the American mantra, just throw money at the problem.

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