- Hack her Facebook page and have her ask you.
- Crack her phone so the cracks spell “Formal?”
- Hide a dove in her favorite hat.
- Don’t ask. Just assume.
- Hire two planes with romantic banners on a collision course.
- Get a tattoo of her name and use it as leverage.
- Write “formal” all over her college applications.
- Eat her lunch and ask while your mouth is still full.
- Ask her after the dance is over.
- Have your mom do it.
