Ten Ways to Ask a Girl to Formal


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  • Hack her Facebook page and have her ask you.
  • Crack her phone so the cracks spell “Formal?”
  • Hide a dove in her favorite hat.
  • Don’t ask. Just assume.
  • Hire two planes with romantic banners on a collision course.
  • Get a tattoo of her name and use it as leverage.
  • Write “formal” all over her college applications.
  • Eat her lunch and ask while your mouth is still full.
  • Ask her after the dance is over.
  • Have your mom do it.