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Henry Wilson and Michael McDonald discuss in refs position.  The wrestlers often talk through the movements while practicing.
Wrestling provides strength and discipline but demands dedication and hard work
Alexander Velo, Staff Writer • February 23, 2024

Out of all the after school activities Loy Norrix students can participate in, wrestling is one of the most time-and energy-consuming. After...

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Jordan Pritchett, Staff Writer • February 23, 2024

Ten Ways to Ask a Girl to Formal

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  • Hack her Facebook page and have her ask you.
  • Crack her phone so the cracks spell “Formal?”
  • Hide a dove in her favorite hat.
  • Don’t ask. Just assume.
  • Hire two planes with romantic banners on a collision course.
  • Get a tattoo of her name and use it as leverage.
  • Write “formal” all over her college applications.
  • Eat her lunch and ask while your mouth is still full.
  • Ask her after the dance is over.
  • Have your mom do it.
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