“Brain Rot” has been crowned the Oxford Word of the Year for 2024. The word first appeared in Henry David Thoreau’s book, "Walden," as a way to criticize modern views on nature, but now the term...

Last week, despite pleas of mercy and forgiveness, Assistant Principal Andrew Muysenberg cast a student using his cell phone into an endless abyss beyond space and time.  Freshman Clark Harris Jr,...

The earth is not round. In fact, it is flat and carried on the backs of 4 elephants. But what do the elephants stand on? A giant turtle of course! I know this because of the factual and reliable book “The...

It is a part of human nature to have conflict with those that have slightly different opinions than you do. And back when we were a civilized country, conflicts were resolved with GLORIOUS BATTLE. Andrew...