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Andrew Muysenberg relaxes in his tomb after a long day at Norrix. He enjoys soaking in his bubbling cauldron to relax. (Photo Illustration)

Ender’s REAL Truth: Loy Norrix student cast into endless abyss by staff member after use of cell phone in math class

Ender Ross, Executive Web Editor November 20, 2023

Last week, despite pleas of mercy and forgiveness, Assistant Principal Andrew Muysenberg cast a student using his cell phone into an endless abyss beyond space and time.  Freshman Clark Harris Jr,...

An image of the FAKE earth! Dont let them pull the wool over your eyes!

Ender’s REAL Truth: Wake up sheeple, round Earth is fake

Ender Ross, Executive Web Editor April 25, 2023

The earth is not round. In fact, it is flat and carried on the backs of 4 elephants. But what do the elephants stand on? A giant turtle of course! I know this because of the factual and reliable book “The...

During a fight, a duelist sees an angel next to his opponent. This could be us, but only if we legalize fighting to the death!

Ender’s REAL Truth: Dueling should be perfectly legal!

Ender Ross, Executive Web Editor January 25, 2023

It is a part of human nature to have conflict with those that have slightly different opinions than you do. And back when we were a civilized country, conflicts were resolved with GLORIOUS BATTLE. Andrew...

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