10 Worst Ways to Kick Off Your Summer


Ben Miller Opinion Editor
10. You try to play “School’s Out” by Alice Cooper, but it won’t stop buffering
9. Find out they spelled your name wrong in the yearbook
8. Missing the bus because you were busy celebrating
7. You tell off your worst teacher… before they put your final grade in
6. Getting your phone taken… for the whole summer
5. Missing your most important final because you forgot your ID
4. Forgetting to fill in the first question on a Scantron, therefore messing up the whole thing
3. Being attacked by one of the evil geese in our parking lot
2. Fall down the tower stairs
1. You break up with your significant other for more freedom, forgetting that they’re your ride home